"Sigmund Freud had two white tigers. One of them attacked him."

Just one of the many gems from this tumblr that increasingly makes me lose all faith in the future of our society. And then a personal favorite: "Mary Antwinet is famous for saying “let the meat cake.” She was a leader of the French revelation. She was very popular and fashionable until she died from guilty."

I don't want to believe that this is real, but that nagging feeling tells me it is.